Friday, September 07, 2007

*from my friend - Thomas Chee.

One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."

The astonished Chinese man replied "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says "You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

3 comments

Anonymous said... @ 7/9/07 4:52 PM

Very Funny...

Jacky said... @ 8/9/07 10:14 AM

What a funny story. Besides, I also glanced at your other message and photo. So warm. :) Please share with me more in future. I like your blog, yeah.

Monica said... @ 12/9/07 1:55 PM

Thanks Jacky. Glad to hear that!!!

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