Tuesday, February 10, 2009

I received the following e-mail, and it is too funny not to share!

WARNING : Please don't be offended, this is just a joke.


*copy-paste from my mailbox*



Many people been asking Lin Peh to teach them the Art of Dating. So, today Lin Peh will give you a summary about what you should expect when dating with chics from different races.


CHINESE PIAOMEI


First date
You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second date
You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Again, Nothing Happens!

Third date
You usually don't get up to third date because you are smart enough to realize that nothing is ever going to happen.


INDIAN MINACHI


First date
Meet her parents.

Second date
Set the date of the wedding.

Third date
Wedding night.


MALAY MINAH


First date
You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date
You get to grope all over and make out a bit.

Third Date
She moves in.
One week later, her father, her 4 mother, her 18 sisters, her 20 brothers, all of their kids, her 16 grandmas, her father's girlfriend's mother, her 268 cousins all move in.

But don't worry you can repeat this 4 times. ;-)


WHITE MARY


First Date
You both get drunk and have sex.

Second Date
You both get drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary
You both get drunk and have sex.


ARAB AL-KATIJAH


First Date
Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.

Second Date
You are shot dead.

Third date
Not Applicable.




Again, don't get offended, PLEASE!

82 comments

eastcoastlife said... @ 11/2/09 12:47 AM

The piaomeis are different today. :P

bluecrystaldude said... @ 11/2/09 2:29 AM

Hah! No comment! But I seriously need to stop smiling. LOL.. Some of it's true though - I can't tell you which one :P

Jackie said... @ 11/2/09 7:44 AM

Oh my this hilarious! Where in the world did you come up with this?....WTG girlfriend!!Funny stuff :)

Mizé said... @ 11/2/09 8:26 AM

Lol, Lol, Lol!
Really funny Monica. Thanks for sharing :)
So, the Mary girl (like me) is sooo boring :) but at least she doesn´t bring the whole family, lol.
Thanks for your sweet comment. I am so glad that I meet you too! You and the other blogging fellows have been the friends I don´t have offline.
See you soon xxx

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Gallivanter said... @ 11/2/09 9:51 AM

Classic! LOL! Let's bring in more white mary's! :-)

The Fitness Diva said... @ 11/2/09 10:47 AM

Very funny! Love it! ;)

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xin said... @ 11/2/09 11:28 AM

hahaha this is funny! good one monica :D

gagay said... @ 11/2/09 1:36 PM

REALLY!?!??! >:o >:o >:o

gagay 8-)

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gagay said... @ 11/2/09 1:37 PM

=-O =-O =-O =-X =-X =-X NO COMMENT on other..maybe, in all of these..hehehe! *DONT_KNOW* *DONT_KNOW* *DONT_KNOW*

gagay

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gagay said... @ 11/2/09 1:37 PM

oh ms. monica..i like the nose piercings..hahah! so cool to look at! :* :*

gagay

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life ramblings said... @ 11/2/09 1:51 PM

thanks for sharing. :) :-D :*

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Monica said... @ 11/2/09 2:01 PM

better or worst? :-D

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Monica said... @ 11/2/09 2:07 PM

LOL! share your experience with us, please? =-X

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Monica said... @ 11/2/09 2:10 PM

:-D I didn't come up with this..I just copy-paste from my mailbox! :-P

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Monica said... @ 11/2/09 2:49 PM

boring? I disagree! LOL!
I'm sure the other blogging fellows do agree with my comment, too! ;)

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Monica said... @ 11/2/09 2:50 PM

hahaha! I know you'd say that :-P

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Monica said... @ 11/2/09 2:51 PM

I love it too & I couldn't stop lol :-D

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Monica said... @ 11/2/09 2:52 PM

8-) :-D =-X

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Monica said... @ 11/2/09 2:55 PM

=-X

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Monica said... @ 11/2/09 2:56 PM

LOL! this is just a joke dear :-D

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Monica said... @ 11/2/09 2:56 PM

Ouch! :-P

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Monica said... @ 11/2/09 2:57 PM

no prob; everyone needs a good laugh :-D

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Genie Princess said... @ 11/2/09 3:00 PM

:* :*

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Genie Princess said... @ 11/2/09 3:02 PM

Mooooorning, I am up now he he he! :* :*

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Monica said... @ 11/2/09 3:05 PM

:* :* :* Afternoooooooon dear!

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Genie Princess said... @ 11/2/09 3:07 PM

Having my first coffee for the day while reading ur post! :-D

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Genie Princess said... @ 11/2/09 3:09 PM

Oh I see u at MPG, congrats for getting FC there dearie! 8-) 8-)

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Monica said... @ 11/2/09 3:19 PM

same here! I'm having my coffee while reading My Valentine @ MPG...LOL!

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Genie Princess said... @ 11/2/09 3:19 PM

Ha ha funny la this email u got lol! Don worry, not offended, joking only mah he he! :* :* :-D :-D

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Genie Princess said... @ 11/2/09 3:19 PM

Wait I refresh now to see ur TC widget! *DONT_KNOW* *DONT_KNOW*

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Monica said... @ 11/2/09 3:19 PM

Yay! I'm the FC!!! :* :*

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Genie Princess said... @ 11/2/09 3:22 PM

Ohhhh some more Mariuca is here today woot! Trying to drop early, but stuck commenting at ferw blogs, here included! :-D :-D

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Genie Princess said... @ 11/2/09 3:24 PM

YAY, widget seems to work fine woo hoo! :* 8-)

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Genie Princess said... @ 11/2/09 3:25 PM

Yeah la, u asked me what is my dedikasi for B, so there u go he he he!!!! :-[ :-[ :-[

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Genie Princess said... @ 11/2/09 3:26 PM

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Genie Princess said... @ 11/2/09 3:27 PM

He he MPG oso safe and sound here phew! I wonder this widget is for how many comments??? 500 I think. *DONT_KNOW* *DONT_KNOW*

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Genie Princess said... @ 11/2/09 3:30 PM

Tell la which one Blue! He he! *DONT_KNOW* *DONT_KNOW*

Genie Princess said... @ 11/2/09 3:35 PM

LOL! U are sweetie, put ur avatar oredi, as usual looks so nice against MPG's background! 8-) :*

Genie Princess said... @ 11/2/09 3:36 PM

Mon, I am making another coffee for me ahem! BRB! :-[ =-X ;)

Monica said... @ 11/2/09 3:42 PM

B will melt like butter! :-P

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Monica said... @ 11/2/09 3:42 PM

Wah! relax la dear..LOL!

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Monica said... @ 11/2/09 3:44 PM

I saw it! :* :* so pinkish pink..

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Monica said... @ 11/2/09 3:49 PM

LOL! thank God you didn't throw rotten bananas at me :-D

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Monica said... @ 11/2/09 3:55 PM

Yay! Well done MPG! :* :*

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Genie Princess said... @ 11/2/09 3:57 PM

Ha ha ha ha drinking coffee non stop yeah? What to do....addicted mah ha ha! =-O :-[ :-[

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Genie Princess said... @ 11/2/09 3:59 PM

He he so u planning to makeover TUO? Give her a fresh new look for Valentine's yeeha!!

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Genie Princess said... @ 11/2/09 4:01 PM

Eh my nose oso pierced gagay he he hehe!!!! =-O =-O :-[ 8-) 8-)

Genie Princess said... @ 11/2/09 4:02 PM

Ha ha , how can throw bananas at Mon lol! The Indian one so funny la he he he ehh ehe!!!!!! 8-) 8-) 8-)

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Genie Princess said... @ 11/2/09 4:03 PM

Tak kan la 3rd date married oredi ha ha ha ha!!!!! :* :* :*

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Genie Princess said... @ 11/2/09 4:03 PM

Oh 24 oredi! Go GP Go!!! :-D :-D

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Genie Princess said... @ 11/2/09 4:05 PM

And yes Mon, it was def OUCH that time lol! >:o

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Monica said... @ 11/2/09 4:21 PM

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2. Genie Princess (29) oredi! =-O

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Monica said... @ 11/2/09 4:26 PM

Really? Mariuca? =-O

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Monica said... @ 11/2/09 4:27 PM

same la me oso addicted..sigh =-X

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Monica said... @ 11/2/09 4:29 PM

I need LJ help me on that :-[

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Monica said... @ 11/2/09 4:31 PM

hahaha! I couldn't stop lol oso la..

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Bintang said... @ 11/2/09 9:01 PM

Hmmmm...not a very good joke when you looking at Malaysia's current political situation. *DONT_KNOW*

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Bintang said... @ 11/2/09 9:05 PM

Urgghhh!!!
Mariuca & GP dah tumbuh akar kat sini >:o

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metz - empty streets 1027 said... @ 11/2/09 10:06 PM

Hi Monica,

happy valentines hehehe these stories are so hilarious but with blue saying that some of it is true it kinda sent shivers up my spine hehehe :)

Mizé said... @ 12/2/09 12:41 AM

Hi Monica.
When I said boring I ment repetitive, always doing the same, kind of predictable.
I agree that ... isn´t boring at all:)
Off course our fellow bloggers agree :)
Good Wednesday!

foongpc said... @ 12/2/09 1:38 AM

I've read this in my email before. Very funny! :-D

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Monica said... @ 12/2/09 3:30 AM

Hi Metz! so which one is true based on your dating experienceS? :-D

Monica said... @ 12/2/09 3:35 AM

LOL! you're so cute Mize ;)

Monica said... @ 12/2/09 3:45 AM

LOL! it's so nice to see Mariuca & GP tumbuh akar here :-D

Monica said... @ 12/2/09 3:45 AM

opps! =-X

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Monica said... @ 12/2/09 3:46 AM

hey I can see your cute avatar! ;)

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Nick Phillips said... @ 12/2/09 8:53 AM

LOL Monica, this is hilarious ...

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Dating Advice guy said... @ 12/2/09 10:52 AM

Hey, that's racist! How come the white ladies don't get drunk and have sex with me?

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Monica said... @ 12/2/09 9:28 PM

oh yeah thanks for running your ad on my site dear :* I hope WOAFS's getting more traffic!!

Monica said... @ 12/2/09 9:29 PM

LOL! :-D :-P

Monica said... @ 12/2/09 9:45 PM

Hey, that's just a joke! :-D
and I'm sure NOT all white ladies are like that!

Mizé said... @ 13/2/09 7:04 AM

Thanks! I enjoy a good laugh :)
xx

Shyn Dinopol said... @ 13/2/09 6:36 PM

wow.this is hilarious! =-X

Monica said... @ 14/2/09 12:21 AM

:-D ;) 8-)

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Raoul said... @ 15/2/09 5:36 PM

hehehehehehehe...thats right i guess !!! i loved the malay one !! lo00o0ol !!

gagay said... @ 15/2/09 7:41 PM

:-D :-D =-O =-O :-D :-D =-O =-O

gagay :*

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gagay said... @ 15/2/09 7:42 PM

yeah i know..hahah! :-P :-P :-P

gagay :*

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gagay said... @ 15/2/09 7:43 PM

actually i have mine..heheh! =-O =-O =-O 3 in my left ear, and 2 in my right one..hehe! :-E :-E :-E take note,it's in the cartilage..hehe! :-D :-D :-D

gagay :*

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gagay said... @ 15/2/09 7:44 PM

it's not mariuca..it's cool actually!heheh! lovin' it! :) :) :)

gagay :*

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gagay said... @ 15/2/09 7:44 PM

mine are in my pair of ears..heheh! this is true! soo coooL! 8-) 8-)

gagay :*

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Monica said... @ 16/2/09 3:33 AM

=-O =-O =-O WOW so many?? :-D

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