Tuesday, February 10, 2009

I received the following e-mail, and it is too funny not to share!

WARNING : Please don't be offended, this is just a joke.


*copy-paste from my mailbox*



Many people been asking Lin Peh to teach them the Art of Dating. So, today Lin Peh will give you a summary about what you should expect when dating with chics from different races.


CHINESE PIAOMEI


First date
You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second date
You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Again, Nothing Happens!

Third date
You usually don't get up to third date because you are smart enough to realize that nothing is ever going to happen.


INDIAN MINACHI


First date
Meet her parents.

Second date
Set the date of the wedding.

Third date
Wedding night.


MALAY MINAH


First date
You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date
You get to grope all over and make out a bit.

Third Date
She moves in.
One week later, her father, her 4 mother, her 18 sisters, her 20 brothers, all of their kids, her 16 grandmas, her father's girlfriend's mother, her 268 cousins all move in.

But don't worry you can repeat this 4 times. ;-)


WHITE MARY


First Date
You both get drunk and have sex.

Second Date
You both get drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary
You both get drunk and have sex.


ARAB AL-KATIJAH


First Date
Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.

Second Date
You are shot dead.

Third date
Not Applicable.




Again, don't get offended, PLEASE!

82 comments

Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 12:47 AM

The piaomeis are different today. :P

Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 2:29 AM

Hah! No comment! But I seriously need to stop smiling. LOL.. Some of it's true though - I can't tell you which one :P

Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 7:44 AM

Oh my this hilarious! Where in the world did you come up with this?....WTG girlfriend!!Funny stuff :)

Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 8:26 AM

Lol, Lol, Lol!
Really funny Monica. Thanks for sharing :)
So, the Mary girl (like me) is sooo boring :) but at least she doesn´t bring the whole family, lol.
Thanks for your sweet comment. I am so glad that I meet you too! You and the other blogging fellows have been the friends I don´t have offline.
See you soon xxx

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 9:51 AM

Classic! LOL! Let's bring in more white mary's! :-)

Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 10:47 AM

Very funny! Love it! ;)

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 11:28 AM

hahaha this is funny! good one monica :D

Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 1:36 PM

REALLY!?!??! >:o >:o >:o

gagay 8-)

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 1:37 PM

=-O =-O =-O =-X =-X =-X NO COMMENT on other..maybe, in all of these..hehehe! *DONT_KNOW* *DONT_KNOW* *DONT_KNOW*

gagay

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 1:37 PM

oh ms. monica..i like the nose piercings..hahah! so cool to look at! :* :*

gagay

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 1:51 PM

thanks for sharing. :) :-D :*

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 2:01 PM

better or worst? :-D

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 2:07 PM

LOL! share your experience with us, please? =-X

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 2:10 PM

:-D I didn't come up with this..I just copy-paste from my mailbox! :-P

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 2:49 PM

boring? I disagree! LOL!
I'm sure the other blogging fellows do agree with my comment, too! ;)

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 2:50 PM

hahaha! I know you'd say that :-P

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 2:51 PM

I love it too & I couldn't stop lol :-D

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 2:52 PM

8-) :-D =-X

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 2:55 PM

=-X

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 2:56 PM

LOL! this is just a joke dear :-D

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 2:56 PM

Ouch! :-P

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 2:57 PM

no prob; everyone needs a good laugh :-D

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 3:00 PM

:* :*

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 3:02 PM

Mooooorning, I am up now he he he! :* :*

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 3:05 PM

:* :* :* Afternoooooooon dear!

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 3:07 PM

Having my first coffee for the day while reading ur post! :-D

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 3:09 PM

Oh I see u at MPG, congrats for getting FC there dearie! 8-) 8-)

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 3:19 PM

same here! I'm having my coffee while reading My Valentine @ MPG...LOL!

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 3:19 PM

Ha ha funny la this email u got lol! Don worry, not offended, joking only mah he he! :* :* :-D :-D

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 3:19 PM

Wait I refresh now to see ur TC widget! *DONT_KNOW* *DONT_KNOW*

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 3:19 PM

Yay! I'm the FC!!! :* :*

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 3:22 PM

Ohhhh some more Mariuca is here today woot! Trying to drop early, but stuck commenting at ferw blogs, here included! :-D :-D

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 3:24 PM

YAY, widget seems to work fine woo hoo! :* 8-)

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 3:25 PM

Yeah la, u asked me what is my dedikasi for B, so there u go he he he!!!! :-[ :-[ :-[

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 3:26 PM

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 3:27 PM

He he MPG oso safe and sound here phew! I wonder this widget is for how many comments??? 500 I think. *DONT_KNOW* *DONT_KNOW*

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 3:30 PM

Tell la which one Blue! He he! *DONT_KNOW* *DONT_KNOW*

Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 3:35 PM

LOL! U are sweetie, put ur avatar oredi, as usual looks so nice against MPG's background! 8-) :*

Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 3:36 PM

Mon, I am making another coffee for me ahem! BRB! :-[ =-X ;)

Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 3:42 PM

B will melt like butter! :-P

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 3:42 PM

Wah! relax la dear..LOL!

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 3:44 PM

I saw it! :* :* so pinkish pink..

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 3:49 PM

LOL! thank God you didn't throw rotten bananas at me :-D

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 3:55 PM

Yay! Well done MPG! :* :*

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 3:57 PM

Ha ha ha ha drinking coffee non stop yeah? What to do....addicted mah ha ha! =-O :-[ :-[

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 3:59 PM

He he so u planning to makeover TUO? Give her a fresh new look for Valentine's yeeha!!

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 4:01 PM

Eh my nose oso pierced gagay he he hehe!!!! =-O =-O :-[ 8-) 8-)

Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 4:02 PM

Ha ha , how can throw bananas at Mon lol! The Indian one so funny la he he he ehh ehe!!!!!! 8-) 8-) 8-)

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 4:03 PM

Tak kan la 3rd date married oredi ha ha ha ha!!!!! :* :* :*

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 4:03 PM

Oh 24 oredi! Go GP Go!!! :-D :-D

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 4:05 PM

And yes Mon, it was def OUCH that time lol! >:o

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 4:21 PM

1. Mariuca (30)
2. Genie Princess (29) oredi! =-O

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 4:26 PM

Really? Mariuca? =-O

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 4:27 PM

same la me oso addicted..sigh =-X

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 4:29 PM

I need LJ help me on that :-[

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 4:31 PM

hahaha! I couldn't stop lol oso la..

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 9:01 PM

Hmmmm...not a very good joke when you looking at Malaysia's current political situation. *DONT_KNOW*

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 9:05 PM

Urgghhh!!!
Mariuca & GP dah tumbuh akar kat sini >:o

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Anonymous said... @ 11/2/09 10:06 PM

Hi Monica,

happy valentines hehehe these stories are so hilarious but with blue saying that some of it is true it kinda sent shivers up my spine hehehe :)

Anonymous said... @ 12/2/09 12:41 AM

Hi Monica.
When I said boring I ment repetitive, always doing the same, kind of predictable.
I agree that ... isn´t boring at all:)
Off course our fellow bloggers agree :)
Good Wednesday!

Anonymous said... @ 12/2/09 1:38 AM

I've read this in my email before. Very funny! :-D

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Anonymous said... @ 12/2/09 3:30 AM

Hi Metz! so which one is true based on your dating experienceS? :-D

Anonymous said... @ 12/2/09 3:35 AM

LOL! you're so cute Mize ;)

Anonymous said... @ 12/2/09 3:45 AM

LOL! it's so nice to see Mariuca & GP tumbuh akar here :-D

Anonymous said... @ 12/2/09 3:45 AM

opps! =-X

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Anonymous said... @ 12/2/09 3:46 AM

hey I can see your cute avatar! ;)

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Anonymous said... @ 12/2/09 8:53 AM

LOL Monica, this is hilarious ...

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Anonymous said... @ 12/2/09 10:52 AM

Hey, that's racist! How come the white ladies don't get drunk and have sex with me?

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Anonymous said... @ 12/2/09 9:28 PM

oh yeah thanks for running your ad on my site dear :* I hope WOAFS's getting more traffic!!

Anonymous said... @ 12/2/09 9:29 PM

LOL! :-D :-P

Anonymous said... @ 12/2/09 9:45 PM

Hey, that's just a joke! :-D
and I'm sure NOT all white ladies are like that!

Anonymous said... @ 13/2/09 7:04 AM

Thanks! I enjoy a good laugh :)
xx

Anonymous said... @ 13/2/09 6:36 PM

wow.this is hilarious! =-X

Anonymous said... @ 14/2/09 12:21 AM

:-D ;) 8-)

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Anonymous said... @ 15/2/09 5:36 PM

hehehehehehehe...thats right i guess !!! i loved the malay one !! lo00o0ol !!

Anonymous said... @ 15/2/09 7:41 PM

:-D :-D =-O =-O :-D :-D =-O =-O

gagay :*

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Anonymous said... @ 15/2/09 7:42 PM

yeah i know..hahah! :-P :-P :-P

gagay :*

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Anonymous said... @ 15/2/09 7:43 PM

actually i have mine..heheh! =-O =-O =-O 3 in my left ear, and 2 in my right one..hehe! :-E :-E :-E take note,it's in the cartilage..hehe! :-D :-D :-D

gagay :*

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Anonymous said... @ 15/2/09 7:44 PM

it's not mariuca..it's cool actually!heheh! lovin' it! :) :) :)

gagay :*

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Anonymous said... @ 15/2/09 7:44 PM

mine are in my pair of ears..heheh! this is true! soo coooL! 8-) 8-)

gagay :*

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Anonymous said... @ 16/2/09 3:33 AM

=-O =-O =-O WOW so many?? :-D

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Anonymous said... @ 1/5/10 4:28 AM

:-$

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