I received the following e-mail, and it is too funny not to share!

WARNING : Please don't be offended, this is just a joke.


*copy-paste from my mailbox*


Many people been asking Lin Peh to teach them the Art of Dating. So, today Lin Peh will give you a summary about what you should expect when dating with chics from different races.


CHINESE PIAOMEI


First date
You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second date
You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Again, Nothing Happens!

Third date
You usually don't get up to third date because you are smart enough to realize that nothing is ever going to happen.


INDIAN MINACHI


First date
Meet her parents.

Second date
Set the date of the wedding.

Third date
Wedding night.


MALAY MINAH


First date
You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date
You get to grope all over and make out a bit.

Third Date
She moves in.
One week later, her father, her 4 mother, her 18 sisters, her 20 brothers, all of their kids, her 16 grandmas, her father's girlfriend's mother, her 268 cousins all move in.

But don't worry you can repeat this 4 times. ;-)


WHITE MARY


First Date
You both get drunk and have sex.

Second Date
You both get drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary
You both get drunk and have sex.


ARAB AL-KATIJAH


First Date
Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out.

Second Date
You are shot dead.

Third date
Not Applicable.




Again, don't get offended, PLEASE!