One day, Ralph was wearing this pair of cowboy boots that he bought a few weeks ago, so I casually asked him what they were made out of.
"Snakeskin," he stated.
My eyeballs almost popped out as I, the curious meow stepped closer to get a better look!
"Holy frijoles! What did a snake ever do to deserve getting turned into a pair of boots?"
Okay, fine, at least he didn't wear a cowboy hat and a flannel shirt, nor did he ride over on a horse with a knife tucked into one boot.
Oh, and he accidentally stepped on my toes with his big cowboy boots the other day fml I need a pair of cowgirl boots too!
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